Ribbon Sports
Posted on Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 7:03 pmRah! Rah! Rah! Can you write a comical story just for fun, that includes 6 of these sports lines?
The story does NOT have to be about sports, however. You choose the theme.
1. Annnnnnnnd they're....OFF!
2. Who's on first?
3. There're only two minutes left.
4. Who in the HELL took the remote?!
5. I have a headache the size of a Zamboni!
6. Where's your helmet?
7. Huddle up!
8. Batten down those hatches, matey.
9. Mind you don't hit the drunk at the bar with one of
those darts.
10. Catch-and-release
11. Counterpunch
12. Blue Ribbon
"Hey! WHO IN THE HELL TOOK THE REMOTE?!," Miss Kitty asked the bartender. "THERE.S ONLY TWO MINUTES LEFT before the start of the race and I placed a bet on Sunshine's Folly in the fifth!"
"Aaaark! BATTEN DOWN THOSE HATCHES, MATEY! Aaaark! Aaaaark!," came screeching scream from the other end of the bar.
Miss Kitty turned a squinty evil eyed glare at the preening parrot. "I HAVE A HEADACHE THE SIZE OF A ZAMBONI," she said evenly. "Which is what it's going to take to smooth out your feathers once I CATCH AND RELEASE your squawking beak from the rest of your scrawny body!"
Aaaark! Aaaark! HUDDLE UP, boys! Rally round the flag pole!," The parrot squawked again.
"ANNNNNNNNNND THEY'RE .....OFF!" Miss Kitty's attention was immediately drawn to the small screen mounted above the bar. She nervously nibbled at her lower lip as her attention was glued to the action. "Annnnnnd Dancer comes in first and captures the BLUE RIBBON!"
"Damn! Wouldn't you know it?!," Miss Kitty mumbled tossing down a drink. "Sunshine's Folly turned out to be a nag just like our own Sunshine."
"Aaaaark! Dancer comes in first! WHO'S ON FIRST?," the parrot squawked seeming to mock Miss Kitty's lose.
Miss Kitty grabed up a handful of darts with a scream of rage as she turned toward the parrot. "Okay, you future little pin cushion, WHERE'S YOUR HELMET cause you're gonna need one by the time I'm through with you. Get the grill ready, bartender. The dinner menu is about to be ready for the grill!"
"MIND YOU DON'T HIT THE DRUNK AT THE BAR WITH ONE OF THOSE DARTS," the bartender spoke up with a smile. as he reached and removed the darts from her hand.
Miss Kitty turned to him. "How much longer do I have to babysit this damned bird of Sunshine's?," she asked. "I only agreed cause Matt asked me," she sniffed slightly swaying. "It was hitting below the belt to have Matt ask me and I had no COUNTERPUNCH against him." She stood looking at her reflection in the mirror behind the bar for a long moment. "Give me another drink," she finally ordered. "I'm gonna drink that man right out of my mind."
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 15 SOCCER SPORT GROSGRAIN RIBBON US $.99
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 15 CHEER SPORT GROSGRAIN RIBBON 5 YDS US $.99
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 15 BLACK OFFRAY SOCCER GROSGRAIN RIBBON SPORTS 3YDS US $2.47
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 Football Sports Cheerleading Grosgrain Ribbon 7 8 US $1.25
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 Baseball Sports Grosgrain Ribbon 7 8 U PICK COLOR US $1.25
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 7 8 FOOTBALL SPORTS HAIR BOW GROSGRAIN RIBBON PRINTED RIBBON BY THE YARD US $1.20
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 7 8 SOFTBALL BASEBALL SPORTS GROSGRAIN RIBBON YELLOW US $1.00
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 7 8 SOCCER BALL SPORTS BOW GROSGRAIN RIBBON TEAM PRINTED RIBBON BY THE YARD US $1.20
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 15 SOFTBALL BASEBALL SPORTS GROSGRAIN RIBBON YELLOW US $.99
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 15 SOCCER BALL SPORTS CHEER GROSGRAIN RIBBON GOAL US $1.15
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 3 8 BITTY FOOTBALL TEAM SPORTS CHEER RIBBON BOW KORKER US $1.00
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 DARTS ARROW BULLSEYE SPORT GROSGRAIN RIBBON VINTAGE 15 US $1.00
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 15 FOOTBALL TEAM SPORTS FIELD SCORE CHEER SPIRIT GROSGRAIN RIBBON 4 HAIRBOW BOW US $1.00
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 15 BASEBALL DOTS SPORTS CHEER GROSGRAIN RIBBON BOW US $1.15
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 10 yards 7 8 SPORTS BALLS Grosgrain Ribbon Mix US $9.50
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 3 8 SOCCER SPORTS PRINTED WHITE SATIN RIBBON 25 YARDS US $6.50
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 3 8 Football Blue Grosgrain Ribbon Sports Games US $1.00
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 3 8 Yellow Baseball Blue Grosgrain Ribbon Sports Games US $1.00
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 3 8 Football Soccer Blue Grosgrain Ribbon Sport 5Yards US $2.99
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 3 8 Football Soccer Blue Grosgrain Ribbon Sport 10Yards US $3.99
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 3 8 Baseball Blue Grosgrain Ribbon Sports 5 Yards US $2.99
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 3 8 Baseball Blue Grosgrain Ribbon Sports 10 Yards US $3.99
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 3 8 Baseball Blue Grosgrain Ribbon Sports 100 Yards US $11.99
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 SOCCER TEAM SPORT Ribbon Set Kit 10 Yards Black White Zebra too US $4.00
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 3 8 WT VOLLEYBALL CHEER GROSGRAIN RIBBON SPORTS TEAM US $1.00
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 7 8 RWB CHEER CHEERLEADER SPORTS SATIN RIBBON 5 YD US $3.37
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